Everybody knows that sex with a fourteen-year-old in the UK is an offence and a surefire way to get yourself on the sex offenders register, 

It is also widely known that many fourteen-year-old girls are sexually active.
Doctors often place them on the contraceptive pill at that age.
However, it is generally assumed that they are fucking males of a similar age or maybe a couple of years older.
They are not on that pill to facilitate sex with much older men.

Why any mature man would want to bang a 14-year-old girl is difficult to understand but the fact remains that many would.
The advice to those men is to find an eighteen-year-old with small tits and pretend that they are younger.

Different countries have different laws.
For example, Portugal and Italy have lower ages of consent.
It is interesting to note the example of Portugal.
Portugal is the chosen example because it is so close to the UK and many Brits holiday there
There, the age of consent is 14 compared to it being 16 in the UK.
This means that in Portugal men can fuck any 14-year-old to their hearts content and they are not breaking Portuguese law
Having said that, if a man is a British citizen, he would still be breaking British law even though he was outside the UK.
British law still applies to UK residents wherever they are in the world.
So the answer is to not fuck girls that young even in Portugal.
Alternatively, if a man is that sad, then he should do three things.
Firstly he should feel a sense of shame for being a sad, perverted git.
Secondly, shag a Portuguese girl rather than a British one as she hopefully won’t report it.
Finally, on the return to Britain simply keep his mouth shut.
Loose tongues and all that.